Funny Piano Teacher Jokes

I believe in humor to help make learning fun. Here are some of my favorite musical jokes.

• I taught my dog to play the piano. His Bach is worse than his bite.
• What’s your favorite patriotic song? From C to shining C.
• How do you make a pianostand? Take away its chair.
• Why did the pianist bang his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
• Why did the fish make such a good pianist? He knew his scales.
• Never B#. Never Bb. Always B natural.